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Book Reviews: Body Horror In The Haar by David Sodergren
*Spoilers Ahoy. Read At Your Own Risk* The Haar follows old lady Muriel McAuley. Muriel, an ancient, derelict, and decrepit tomb of melting, wrinkled old lady flesh on the verge of death. She lives alone in a cute cottage by… Continue reading
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Rating The Female Characters In Smile 2
Smile low-key unnerved me. So, I had to be in the right head space for Smile 2 as I figured it would also unnerve me. However, nothing is more unnerving than seeing Christians who wept about The Sound of Freedom… Continue reading
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Cult of Metal: Review of The Ritual by Adam Nevill
Is The Ritual by Adam Nevill worth reading? No. Incredibly, the movie was better than the book. *Spoilers* I actually enjoyed The Ritual (movie). It’s basically about a giant 100000 year old moose god who stalks and terrorizes four men… Continue reading
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Rating The Female Characters In Kpop Demon Hunter
All opinions are my own and my opinions are trash. That said, I do have actual criteria for a good female character: SPOILERS AHOY! Demon Flight Attendant Demon Flight Attendant Rating: 4/10 The Blue Tiger The Cat’s Rating: Jinu Abandoning… Continue reading
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Books Reviews: Underwater Horror In From Below By Darcy Coates
Spoilers Ahoy! From Below follows a group of amateur divers led by boss babe Cove. They’re making a documentary on the SS Arcadia: a ship that sunk under mysterious circumstances. How or why they are the first allowed to explore… Continue reading
