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Movie Reviews: How I’d Fix Fall (2022)
The first few minutes of Fall convinced me nobody who spends any time outdoors helped make this movie. The rest of this movie confirmed my suspicions *spoilers* Fall opens with three rock climbing musketeers, Becky, Hunter, and Dan. Becky and… Continue reading
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Rating The Female Characters in Obsession (2025)
All opinions are my own, and my opinions are trash. I do have actual criteria, though… *spoilers* Sandy the Cat Bear blaming a cat for acting like a cat instead of blaming himself for leaving drugs out where a cat… Continue reading
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Book Reviews: Yesteryear Is Ye Olde Wasted Potential
Towards the end of Yesteryear, by Caro Claire Burke, Shannon, who sleeps with the main character’s husband (Caleb), does an interview about how much of a fake witch the main character is. In the interview, Shannon says something along the… Continue reading
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Book Reviews: Body Horror In The Haar by David Sodergren
*Spoilers Ahoy. Read At Your Own Risk* The Haar follows old lady Muriel McAuley. Muriel, an ancient, derelict, and decrepit tomb of wrinkled old lady flesh on the verge of death. She lives alone in a cute cottage by the… Continue reading
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Rating The Female Characters In Smile 2
Smile low-key unnerved me. So, I had to be in the right head space for Smile 2 as I figured it would also unnerve me. All opinions are my own, and my opinions are trash. However, I do have actual… Continue reading