My heart is stirred by a noble theme as I recite my verses for the king; my tongue is the pen of a skillful writer.

— Psalm 45:1

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  • Children Should Be Taken From Their Pro-Choice Mothers (!)

    On today’s episode of Useless Things Christians Say to Win Likes and Retweets From Strangers Online: Samantha D. is this close to saying children should be abducted from their mothers over their political views. Abducted and placed in our already… Continue reading

  • Manga Analysis: Juujika no Rokonin is Trash

    All opinions are mine and my opinions are trash, just like the plot of Juujuka no Rokonin. Juujika No Rokonin is something I regret reading not for the usual moral reasons, but because it’s giving out-of-control train about to crash… Continue reading

    Manga Analysis: Juujika no Rokonin is Trash
  • Owen Strachan Continues To Not Know Anything: On Modesty

    All leggings are tight. So really he should be asking “Should Women Wear Leggings?” However, why are Christian men constantly rehashing the same nonsense? Do they literally, with everything going on in the world, have nothing else to stew over… Continue reading

  • Rating Trash DCEU Movies

    *Spoilers* A decade late but whatever. I recently (as in over quarantine so not recently) suffered through Batman vs. Superman and decided to rate it. Also, I’m back on my posting thrice a week nonsense (lol). All opinions are my… Continue reading

  • Biblical Femininity Hack: Don’t Marry A Dishwasher

    Solid advice given dishwashers can’t talk. Try as I might, I was hard pressed to find any Bible verses forbidding men from washing dishes, vacuuming, or generally taking care of his own house. (?) I mean, why would you not… Continue reading

  • How to Make Your Wife Obey (Biblically, Of Course)

    Somehow, I got sucked into the black vortex that is Christian Domestic Discipline. Given my proclivity for wickedness, naturally I was intrigued and instead of blogging or doing literally anything productive, I spent all night reading about this… Anyway, the… Continue reading

    How to Make Your Wife Obey (Biblically, Of Course)