My heart is stirred by a noble theme as I recite my verses for the king; my tongue is the pen of a skillful writer.

— Psalm 45:1

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  • Brittany Dawn’s Dog and The Perils of Oversharing

    I’ve blogged about how Brittany Dawn needs to be transparent in the past and I was gonna stop following her in general but alas, “[l]ike a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.” Brittany Dawn’s dog,… Continue reading

  • Rating the Squid Game (Characters)

    *Spoilers ahoy* Imagine waking up at 6:00 am, excited to embark on a lengthy hike up a mountain. It’s drizzling outside and at a spicy, 88 degrees Fahrenheit, the sparse sprinkling will keep you cool on your trek. You get… Continue reading

    Rating the Squid Game (Characters)
  • Biblical Clownery: Beach Preacher Modesty Standards

    Logan Downbad Dorn approached a bunch of young ladies wearing bikinis on the beach (imagine that) and harassed them over said bikinis. Being on the beach and then harassing people for dressing like they’re on the beach is clown behavior.… Continue reading

    Biblical Clownery: Beach Preacher Modesty Standards
  • Overcoming Post Anime Depression Syndrome

    Also known as PADS. Have you ever watched an anime (Hunter x Hunter) that was so, darn good every other anime simply paled in comparison? All your joy for life anime = g o n e faster than you can… Continue reading

    Overcoming Post Anime Depression Syndrome
  • The Best Webtoons To Read If You Want PTSD

    Have you ever been in the mood to be absolutely miserable? Same. Obviously there isn’t enough trauma in real life, so here are some Webtoons that will leave you traumatized for life. Days Of Hana It’s the year 2024. Covid… Continue reading

  • Rating The Bad Boys of Weak Hero pt. 2

    Part One. My criteria for a good villain is based 100% on my personal, garbage opinions but basically: *Spoilers, also I own nothing. Not even my own soul* (Seong-je Geum) Wolf Keum After losing to the White Mamba, Wolf’s just… Continue reading